My wife was at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunk swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, “Do you know him?”
“Yes”, she sighed, he’s my old boyfriend. He began drinking right after we
split up years ago, and hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that
long?”
And then the fight started…