Telephone Numbers

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Hello?’

Hi honey This is Daddy Is Mommy near the phone?’
No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Dave.
After a brief pause, Daddy says,
But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Dave.
Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now..

Brief Pause.

Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
That Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.

Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.A few minutes later
The little girl comes back to the phone..

I did it, Daddy. And what happened, honey?’
Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming..
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
And now she isn’t moving at all!

Oh, no!!! What about your Uncle Dave?’
He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out
of the back window and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn’t know that
you took out the water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’

Long Pause, Longer Pause, Even Longer Pause

Then Daddy says, Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?’
No, I think you have the wrong number………

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