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Sure thing!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: ‘Hello’
WOMAN: ‘Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?’
MAN: ‘Yes’
WOMAN: ‘I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?’
MAN: ‘Sure, go ahead if you really like it.’
WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2015 Models. I saw one I really liked.’
MAN: ‘How much?’
WOMAN: ‘$128,000’
MAN: ‘OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.’
WOMAN: ‘Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.’
MAN: ‘well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it’s really a pretty good price.’
WOMAN: ‘OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! You’re so generous!’
MAN: “You’re worth it. ‘Bye!’

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with mouths agape.

The wonderful husband turns and asks: “Anybody know whose phone this is?”

Check Up

So the wife went to the doctor today and came back all excited exclaiming to me,
” Honey the doctor said I’m in great shape. He said I have the breasts of a 25 year old,
the legs of a 20 year old and the face of a 28 year old”.

Not being able to resist I said,
“So what did he say about that 50 year old ass you got?” and she replied,”
Oh honey, I’m sorry he didn’t say a thing about you.”

Kumara (New Zealand delicacy)

Known in some countries as ‘sweet potato,’ this tuber vegetable is sweet tasting as its name suggests.

The original kumara has a purple flesh, and is delicious when roasted. If you visit NZ, be sure to include it in your menu.

kumara