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Sure thing!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: ‘Hello’
WOMAN: ‘Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?’
MAN: ‘Yes’
WOMAN: ‘I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?’
MAN: ‘Sure, go ahead if you really like it.’
WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2015 Models. I saw one I really liked.’
MAN: ‘How much?’
WOMAN: ‘$128,000’
MAN: ‘OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.’
WOMAN: ‘Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.’
MAN: ‘well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it’s really a pretty good price.’
WOMAN: ‘OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! You’re so generous!’
MAN: “You’re worth it. ‘Bye!’

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with mouths agape.

The wonderful husband turns and asks: “Anybody know whose phone this is?”

Check Up

So the wife went to the doctor today and came back all excited exclaiming to me,
” Honey the doctor said I’m in great shape. He said I have the breasts of a 25 year old,
the legs of a 20 year old and the face of a 28 year old”.

Not being able to resist I said,
“So what did he say about that 50 year old ass you got?” and she replied,”
Oh honey, I’m sorry he didn’t say a thing about you.”

Kumara (New Zealand delicacy)

Known in some countries as ‘sweet potato,’ this tuber vegetable is sweet tasting as its name suggests.

The original kumara has a purple flesh, and is delicious when roasted. If you visit NZ, be sure to include it in your menu.

kumara

my winter garden

My tomato and paprika plants,some are seeded middle February and some a bit later.

Siberian and sub-arctic tomatoes are ready for my garden…

Jersey Devil,Parma and Saint-Pierre (tomato) will stay inside yet:

My paprika,F1,red Marconi,California wonder and K-kapia are progressing but they aren’t ready yet for the outdoors: