I went to the bottle shop on Saturday afternoon on my bike trying to get a
bit fitter, bought a bottle of whiskey and put it in the bike basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bike, the bottle would break.
So I drank all the whiskey before I rode home.
It turned out to be a very good decision,
Because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.