The farmer had been taken so many times by the local car dealer that when the dealer wanted to buy a cow, the farmer priced it to him like this:
Basic cow, $200;
two-tone exterior, $45;
extra stomach $75;
product storage compartment, $60;
dispensing device, four spigots at $10 each, $40;
genuine cowhide upholstery, $125;
dual horns, $15;
automatic fly swatter, $35.
Total = $595.