What Is Your Name?

The manager of an office noticed a new man and asked him to come to his office.

” What is your name?” the manager asked the new guy.
“John,” the guy replied.

The manager scowled.,,
“Look… I dont know what kind of a place you worked at before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.”

He further continued, “I refer to my employees by their last names only…
Smith, Jones, baker… thats all.
I am to be referred to only as Robertson.
Now that we got that straight, What is your last name?”

The guy sighed, ” Darling.
My name is John Darling.”

” Okay , John, the next thing I want to tell you is … “