So the wife went to the doctor today and came back all excited exclaiming to me,
” Honey the doctor said I’m in great shape. He said I have the breasts of a 25 year old,
the legs of a 20 year old and the face of a 28 year old”.
Not being able to resist I said,
“So what did he say about that 50 year old ass you got?” and she replied,”
Oh honey, I’m sorry he didn’t say a thing about you.”