Two younger women and one a senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and
the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. ‘That was my
pager, she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.’
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted
her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, ‘That was my mobile
phone. I have a microchip in my hand.’
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had
to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to
the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her
rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said……… ‘Well, will you look at
that… I’m getting a fax!!’