1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from
Holland called Holes?
3. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
4. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
5. Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?
6. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365
days a year, why are there locks on the door?