‘Classy-Room’ Answers
Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”
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‘Personal’ Computer
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”
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What Is Your Name?
The manager of an office noticed a new man and asked him to come to his office.
” What is your name?” the manager asked the new guy.
“John,” the guy replied.
The manager scowled.,,
“Look… I dont know what kind of a place you worked at before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.”
He further continued, “I refer to my employees by their last names only…
Smith, Jones, baker… thats all.
I am to be referred to only as Robertson.
Now that we got that straight, What is your last name?”
The guy sighed, ” Darling.
My name is John Darling.”
” Okay , John, the next thing I want to tell you is … “
Drivers Licence Database
Search details of any US driver.
http://www.license.shorturl.com/
Not sure if it breaches privacy laws. I’ll leave you to be the judge of that!
Peanuts
An old lady offers a the bus driver some peanuts, so the driver happily munches them and every 5 minutes the old lady gives him a handful more peanuts.
Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself?
Old Lady: I can’t chew, look I have no teeth …
Driver: Then why do you buy them?
Old Lady: “Oh, I just love the chocolate around them”
ending of gardening season 2015
Potato Harvest in my Garden
after a long dry period we has started to harvest our potatos
A Good Friend
The following is taped to the side of my compute desk. The colours are faded, and a couple of flies have used it as toilet paper. But the message still remains the same:
A Good Friend is like a computer.
He ‘ENTERS’ your life,
‘SAVES’ you in his Heart,
‘FORMAT’ your problems and
won’t ‘DELETE’ you.
May we forever be grateful for GOOD FRIENDS.