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Pizza-rolls
600 g flour
10g dry yeast
1 teaspoon sugar
200g of warm milk
250g of butter room temperature
1.5 tsp salt
Filling: ketchup, cheese, oregano, basil, ham – to taste
Glaze: 1 egg, sesame
Dissolve yeast in milk, add sugar and leave to activate.
Add yeast and milk to the flour and knead the dough with electric mixer, dough hooks. Then add butter and salt and knead until smooth, then leave to rest for 10 minutes.
Roll the dough* onto floured surface to a thickness of about 1/2cm. Spread the ketchup over the dough, sprinkle dried oregano and basil, grated cheese and, if desired, with grated ham. Roll the dough tightly, then cut into 1cm thick slices. Arrange cut snails to lay on a baking pan covered with baking paper. Coat them with beaten egg and sprinkle with sesame seeds.
Bake in pre-heated oven for 20 minutes at 200 degrees.
*If you want smaller shapes, divided the dough into two parts. Rolling the whole bunch of dough, you’ll obtain larger forms.
Meatballs in a beer sauce
1/2 kg of minced meat
2 tablespoons breadcrumbs
2 cloves garlic (crushed through a press)
1 egg
1 flat teaspoon of salt
ground pepper
Sauce
120ml beer
70ml ketchup
50ml soy sauce
1 tablespoon brown sugar
pinch of salt
Stir all ingredients for meatballs and knead until completely combined. Make small meatballs, the best with ice cream scoop, and live them aside.
Mix the ingredients for the sauce in a separate bowl.
Cover baking pan with aluminum foil and arrange meatballs over it. Pour the sauce over meatballs.
Bake in pre-heated oven at 180 degrees for 40-45 minutes.
This Months Picture
Prediction & Interpretation
A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says: “Yes. You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.” “You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist. “I do” replies the man. “How did you know?” “Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but It’s of no use to anyone.” The man below replies, “You must work in management.” “I do,” replies the balloonist, “But how’d you know?” “Well”, says the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”
Frog Joke (No, it’s not crossing the road!)
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?” The man said, “Look, I’m a computer programmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”
Sorry……… can’t think of a title for this one!
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!” The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags. “What do you think you are doing?” she screamed. “I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”
Flattery
Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”